Anyone for Brocolli?

[Trojanfarce]

A little old dear walks into a grocer's on the outskirts of Rome.
''Ciao Giseppe", she calls, ''have you any brocolli today?''
''Ima sorry mama'', Giseppe replies, '' but I no have any brocolli 'till next week''
''Madre Mia'' she says shuffling out the shop.
Next day, the little old lady's back:
''Ciao Giseppe", she calls, ''have you any brocolli today?''
''I tell you yesterday, I no have no brocolli till next week''
And off she trots again.
Yep, next day she's back:
''Ciao Giseppe", she calls, ''have you any brocolli today?''
''Aye lady, what can i tell you? Can you spell RAV as in Raviloli?
''R-A-V'' she replies
''Is very good'' says Giseppe, ''Now, can you spell CAN as in Cannilloni?''
''C-A-N'', the old dear replies.
''Is very good. Now, can you spell FCUK, as in brocolli?''
'' But there is no FCUK in brocolli''
''Thas what I been tryin to tell you!!!''

[Fanriffic]

Here's another version of this joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW3Jly5hwpM

I'm easily amused. :o)