a shrink
was doing a therapy session with 4 young mums and their small kids. you all have obsessions'' he observed.
to the 1st mum he said you are obesessed with food you even named your child candy''
to the 2nd, '' your obessed with money, so you named your child penny''
the 3rd, '' your obesession is alcohol hence you named your child brandy''
at this point the 4th mother quietly got up and took her little boy by the hand and whispered '' come on dick, we're leaving.