Pet shop.

[BockingBob]

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any wickle wabbits"
The shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is on her level, and says
"do you want a wickle white wabbit or a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit , or one like that wickle bwown one over there..? "
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and whispers
" I don't fink my pyfon gives a toss ".

[craft1948]

made me laugh!!!

[carlton23]

10/10