Time for a cuppa?

[McMouse]

A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half pint for Tiny, his lizard.
The barman looks a little taken aback but serves him and Tiny. Finally, curiosity gets the better of him;

Barman: Why do you call him Tiny?
Man: Because he's my newt.

[squarebear]

<--- shoots himself.

[marval]

I'll shoot him for you (the lizard that is.)

[heathfield]

Boom! Boom! (Missed the first time!)