The cafe menu

[10ClarionSt]

A man went in a cafe and ordered pi$$ holes and chips.
The waitress said I beg your pardon? The man showed her the menu; look, it says it there, pi$$ holes and chips.
The waitress says no, that should be an R sir. He says ok, I'll have R soles and chips then.

[marval]

Oh dear

[brionon]

I like it-Clever !