Bad Bucket
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately
to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming
trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and
got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old
ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got
out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby.
He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with
relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and
wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: 'You know, I have
a special gift, I can read minds.'
'Impossible', said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what
I think?'
'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom.'