Helicopter rides...

[janzman]

An elderly Yorkshire couple were visiting a country show to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband spots a sign saying 'Helicopter rides �50'
Oh yes please you know Ive always dreamt of doing this'says the husband
'We cant afford that weve other payments to meet with that �50 It might not seem much but, well 50 quid is 50 quid'Maybe next year'' says the wife.
Next year comes round and they visit the show and he sees the advert 'Helicopter rides �50 per couple'
Oh Ive got to do this this year I may never have another chance and The Man says if niether of us says a word during the flight ,he'll give us the trip for free.
'OK but just dont say nothing 'says the wife.
The flight goes ahead , the pilot throws the helicopter into virtical climbs , dive bombs loop the loop barrel rolls and not a sound from his elderly passengers.
After landing the pilot is impressed by their courage and says 'Was there any time in the flight you felt like saying something and he says
'Well there was the point when the wife fell out the door 'I nearly spoke but then 50 quid is 50 quid.

[marval]

lol have heard it before though