Condolences

[McMouse]

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

[dobrovdave]

my Mum is 96.
I really must tell her this one!!

[Jillius]

Brilliant !!