Funny test answers from children Science and Health pt.2

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Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.

Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.

Germinate, To become a naturalized German.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes its brother against brother.

When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody.

It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and shake him in rhythm.

When a singer sings, he stirs up the air and makes it hit any passing eardrums. But if he is good, he knows how to keep it from hurting.

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Both very funny posts.

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Thanks