Funny test answers from children Science and Health 1
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.
For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
For dog bite, put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
If conditions are not favourable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the centre of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.
Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.