Social Sevices

[carlton23]

When I retired I went to the SS to ask about my pension and the woman asked for proof of my age, which, being a forgetful person I had forgotten to take any with me. On seeing my frustration she asked to see the hairs on my chest, which I duly opened my shirt to show her my grey hairy and manly figure. She seemed quite happy with this and allowed my claim to go through. When I got home and told this to my wife she said "You should have dropped your trousers, you may have got disability allowance as well.
And that`s when the fight started