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marval | 21:06 Sat 05th Sep 2009 | Jokes
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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine: "No, they spread."
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oh dear....I think Maxine may be my daughter......
21:07 Sat 05th Sep 2009
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I`ve met her type before.
22:22 Sat 05th Sep 2009
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It is a joke like the chat up line. "Nice legs what time do they open?"
09:42 Sun 06th Sep 2009
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that is really funny
18:04 Mon 07th Sep 2009

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