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I need a really good clean joke to write in my Christmas cards. Can anybody come up with something? As I say clean, so no sex involved. Hope somebody comes up with something. It has to be really good and funny though....
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Here are a few.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he is always stuffed!
What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth
We had grandma for Christmas dinner.
Really, we had turkey!
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he is always stuffed!
What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth
We had grandma for Christmas dinner.
Really, we had turkey!
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even