jedward

[slinky.kate]

billy was driving along the m2 whan he got stuck in a traffic jam on the way to belfast,suddenly a man knocks on the window,billy rolls down the window and asks 'whats happening?a man says,uda have kidnapped the x factor twins and are asking for 10 millioin pounds ,they are going to pour petrol over them and burn them,we are going from car to car and asking for a collection'how much is everyone giving' man replies'about a gallon.