The Life of an Egg

[marval]

If you think life is bad.......How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard.

Only 2 minutes to get soft.

You share your box with 11 other guys.

But worst of all

The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad.
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day

[another-view]

Hehe! very good

[marval]

Thank You

[zzxxee]

chicken and an egg lying in bed chicken is sat all sullen and p1ssed off egg is smokeing a fag

which proves the age old question once and for all about which came first the chicken or the egg!!!!!

[Captin Kirk]

eggcelent!

[marval]

Good one xxzzee

[zzxxee]

dont get to eggcited (groan)

[marval]

Was that meant to be a yolk?

[JonnyBoy12]

I must say I found these jokes "eggstemely" funny!

[another-view]

They "crack" me up.