Lettuce

[marval]

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front desk, and the receptionist gives the groom a key to the bridal suite.

The whole evening, the people in the next room are phoning down to the main desk to complain about the moaning, which doesn't stop for one minute the whole night.

The next morning at 6 a.m., the groom calls room service.

"Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?"


"Sure, what would you like?" asks room service.


The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night, so you'd better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast, and 6 litres of orange juice."



Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you have there. Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?"


"No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my wife as well?"


Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"

The groom replies, "I want to see if she can eat like a rabbit too!"

[Panic Button]

A newly wed couple arrive at the reception desk and ask for the bridal suite.

The receptionist looks flustered, checks her bookings, and then says 'Do you have any reservations?'

The bride blushes bright red, and says 'Well I'm really not too sure about taking it up the ****'

[JonnyBoy12]

How does a rabbit say Grace?

Lettuce begin!


How do you cure baldness?

Paint rabbits all over your head, and from a distance they'll look like hares!

[heathfield]

Newlyweds check in to their honeymoon hotel. Receptionist asks if they'd like to have dinner right away. ''Oh no,'' replies the groom, ''Before dinner, we'd like to go to our room and get our things together.''