Teacher

[Seafarer1966]

An old one but worth a repeat..........Teacher asks the class of seven year olds who can come up with a sentence with the word fascinate. A little girl says she went to the zoo and was fascinated by the animals. The teacher thanks her and says its not quite the word she was looking for. A liitle boy says he finds science programmes on the tv fascinating. The teacher thanks him and says its not quite the word she's looking for.
Little Ebenezer at the back of the class puts his hand up and says

My sister has twelve buttons on her blouse but because she has enormous knockers she can only fasten eight.

Thankyou....and goodnight. Happy New year to everyone.

[marval]

HaHa, happy new year to you

[eddiek]

I Second that & expand it to include all ABs