Wee Glasgow women at the Divorce Court telling the Judge about her years of abuse etc, and at the end of the hearing the Judge orders her husband to stand up and tells him "From the evidence I've just heard from your poor wife I have no hesitation in granting her a divorce from you and I'm also awarding her £100 per week alimony" and the wee glasgow man says "Thats very good your honour, I'll try and slip her a few quid myself"