Eggs

[marval]

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Highway 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike's tyres go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying eggs.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back, and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time, he is really late and so puts the hammer down. Sure enough, 'Old Smokey' pulls him over for speeding.

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies, "Mexican eggs."

The Cop obviously doesn't believe this; so he wants to take a look in the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible, plus the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. "I've got a tractor-trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already.

[dizmouk2009]

I enjoyed that marval, it tickled me, nice :)

[benny3008]

PMSL, very good

[marval]

Thanks folks

[mrmoonshine]

All my mexican and us buddies loved it marval!

[Seafarer1966]

Reminiscent somehow of the old turkey joke...don't ask me why......

A guy stops and buys a live turkey on his way to the cinema. He doesn't want to leave it outside so hides it under his coat during the film. Sitting next to him are two old ladies. One old lady says.....Look! That man has got his thing out....it's poking up out of his coat!...

The other old lady says...So what? You've seen one before...you've had six kids.."

The first old lady says...Yes but this ones eating my crisps!

[bookbinder]

Talking of old ladies:
Two old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park. A streaker runs past. One old lady has a stroke, but the other one can't quite reach.