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The lottery
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.
They bought five £1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Tom won the first prize – a whole year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.
Dick was the winner of the second prize – six month’s supply of gourmet coffee.
And Harry won the sixth prize – a toilet brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
“Great,” said Tom. “I love spaghetti.”
“And I’m loving the coffee,” said Dick. “So how’s the toilet brush, Harry?”
“Not so good,” Harry said, “I reckon I’ll go back to paper…”
They bought five £1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Tom won the first prize – a whole year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.
Dick was the winner of the second prize – six month’s supply of gourmet coffee.
And Harry won the sixth prize – a toilet brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
“Great,” said Tom. “I love spaghetti.”
“And I’m loving the coffee,” said Dick. “So how’s the toilet brush, Harry?”
“Not so good,” Harry said, “I reckon I’ll go back to paper…”
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