Sandpaper

[marval]

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

" Pinocchio,” said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How did the problem work out with your "Girlfriend?"
"Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?" said Pinocchio

[Bugoff]

Nice one

[redman41]

He He !