Imagine if all major retailers started making condoms but kept their slogans....

[Doodlernoodler]

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller

[redman41]

Very Good Doodle ! Ha Ha

[redman41]

Ha Ha Doc !

[zzxxee]

domestos condoms....kills all known sperm DEAD!!!

[McMouse]

Why did the condom fly across the room?

It was ruffled around the boa.

[McMouse]

^^^^^

Why did the condom fly across the room?

It was p1ssed off.

Bu66er the censor.

[marval]

HaHa

Here are some condom/safe sex slogans.


1 Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your ***
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your d*ck
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped ***
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armour will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

[ll_billym]

Abbey National Condoms - LOL.

[McMouse]

Dont be rude wrap your dude

Dont be a fool wrap your tool

[McMouse]

“Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.”

[marval]

Holster your gun then shootings more fun
Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
Encase that torch before you paint her porch
Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
It's always funky to cage your monkey
Can your worm before you squirm
Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
House your noodle then release your strudel

[Old_Geezer]

I don't think I'll buy the Duracell brand. They seem to have the wrong idea.