Small Change

[McMouse]

Jewish girl gets banished by her father for going out with an Arab guy. She marries him but family won't go to wedding.

Some weeks later the girl phones her mother and begs to be allowed home. Her mother asks for the address and says she will come an collect her.

Mother is amazed to find the house is a magnificant mansion set in 10 acres of parkland. Turns out the Arab is an oil sheik with a fortune of billions.

The daughter lets her into the grand reception hall and then breaks down in tears telling her mother that she can't stand the sex life. Mother asks for details and the girl says, "my husband prefers anal sex, and before we married my ar se was the size of a 5p piece, now it's the size of 50p and it hurts.

Mother says, "and you want to give up all this for 45p?

[marval]

lol, good one McMouse.