advertising joke..lol

[Bobbisox]

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as real Rugby player.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV,
people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
when this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"

[pericat]

Lol bobbi - I'm awake now

[joggerjayne]

Morning, AJer ... =0)

[Bobbisox]

Morning peri...a few mins for me then I am 'with child' for a couple of hrs..lol

[pericat]

Morning fellow AJ er

[pericat]

Well congrats bobbi - sqads position worked then ?

[jno]

Old nurse: 'Did you know the patient in bed 7 has 'Swan' tattooed on his penis?'

Young nurse: 'Actually, it's Saskatchewan.'

[joggerjayne]

Mopsy ...

The rugby player was obviously a white guy.

If he was black, it would have said "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"

( as the old joke goes)

[pericat]

Subtle jno subtle - lol :-)

[Bobbisox]

Mornining JJ my lovely Suthie friens...see another thread...lol and jno
elevation is the new position to be in..lol

[devilbliss]

mine says. "LLAN" BUT CAN READ "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllant
ysiliogogogoc"
I have to admit I can't fit the last H on it