Prayer to god.

[flobadob]

One day a man was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. After driving around for ten minutes with no luck he says "Dear God, I know I'm not the best christian but if you get me a parking space I promise to start going to mass every week and give up drinking". Suddenly a car pulls out of a space just in front of him. The man then says "Don't worry God, I just found one".

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, this reminds me of what a friend told me "some of us only call god when we're in trouble and then forget him once the going is good!"

[flobadob]

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