spinsters

[rhinoinyork]

two spinsters die and go to heaven. St Peter meets them and says, you have led a life free from sex, but I can let you return for 1 week as any one you want. The first says I'll go back as Christine Keeler, she had loads of sex. The second says can I go back as Sarah Piplini? she's had lots of men. St Peter looks down his list and says I dont know who she is? second says she was in the paper two weeks ago, so St Peter looks and comes back saying you idiot.... headline is Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in two weeks.

[woofgang]

wow that one has whiskers on, I first heard it at school 40 years ago

[piggynose]

ha ha, not