I have done my weekly big shop and I was in the checkout queue. The man in front of me looked at my shopping and said "I am not bothered about meat or booze but I can't live without biscuits". When I looked at his shopping all he had was ten packets of biscuits. So what can't you live without?
Well cas, I've just got back from Sainsbury's & a little man as wide as a house came waddling up towards the paper/sweet counter. He was getting very frustrated as he couldn't find what he wanted. He waddled off mumbling to the cashier "I used to buy some really lovey chocolate peanut sweets from here, but they don't do 'em now".
I couldn't help thinking it was good thing, as he certainly needed to lose some weight!