thought I would share this with you

[Connemmara]

A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for all the treatment he has had.

The nun asked "Do you have health insurance? "

The patient replied in a raspy voice "No health insurance".

Then the nun asked "Do you have money in the bank? "

The patient replied "No money in the bank ".

Somewhat impatient the then nun asked "Do you have a relative who be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment ? "

The patient said "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun".

The nun became agitated and announced loudly "Nuns are not spinsters ! Nuns are married to God."

The patient retorted "Then send the bill to my brother in law.'"

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lol