Hormone Hostage

[cojones]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Hey, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty quid.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

[boxtops]

men's joke

[woofgang]

True, very true, all men should read, mark and inwardly digest or face the consequences....I am female and know whereof I speak (and i wield a mean axe)

[Goodsoulette]

I liked it, sadly my other half goes through the list one by one till the look on my face changes, replace chocolate with cigarette tho

[Hopkirk]

Women don't suffer from PMT



(Men do)

[mollykins]

I'd rather have £50 than chocolate . . . .

[jaydah]

MCP - whats for dinner

DANGEROUS: What do you want
SAFER: What can we afford
SAFEST: Lets go out
ULTRASAFE: Box of choccies