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The Irish Farmer.
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson 35.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers ..
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy
'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously
embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately
in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor .. "
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson 35.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers ..
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy
'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously
embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately
in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor .. "
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