It happened in a care home!

[RATTER15]

A little old guy in his later years met this sweet old lady in the care home where they both lived. They went for slow little walks in the grounds and sat feeding the birds on the little bench in the garden.
One day while sitting on the bench early one evening, it was all quiet so he popped the question, will you give me a w@nc? she replied, well my dear, as know with all my arthritis it would be very difficult to move my hand and my arm but if you take it out I will hold it for you, he did this and she held it but nothing more, he accepted this, being realistic he knew that this was the best he was going to get.

A few days later, the little old lady was walking down to the park bench to meet her man friend again in the quiet of the evening, when she arrived there she was devastated to find her man with his arms around another little old lady!!!

She rushed up to him crying uncontrollably, she exclaimed "What does she have that I don't"?

He replied "Parkinsons"

[marval]

Shouldn't laugh but I did

[lindylou16]

What does an old woman have between her tits that a young girl doesn't?

A belly button.

[lucca]

Shouldn't laugh at either but I did!