The Goldfish

[whiskeryron]

I had a lovely goldfish once & I was so proud of it I used to buy it lots of pressies you know like a little castle to put in it's bowl, water plants & stuff & I used to take it for walks. We were out 1 day & we popped into a fish & chip shop I asked the man behind the counter do you have any fish cakes ? He said no & I said what a pity, it's his birthday.

[mike11111]

I like it, but then again, I have also been on the drink for the past few hours.