I bought a Scouse Advent Calendar

[NazNomad]

All the windows were boarded up and someone's nicked the chocolates. :-((

[Buenchico]

'Scousist' jokes? Disgusting (but still funny)!

Oh, go on then:
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.

Nicked from here:
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/odds/liverpool.html

[NazNomad]

I'll laugh equally at a funny Scouse/Welsh/Asian/Muslim/etc joke ...but ONLY if it's funny.