Little boy asks his father, 'Daddy, how was I born?'
Father says, 'well son, I reckon that you will have to know some day.
Your Mum and I got together in an INTERNET CHAT ROOM on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via E-MAIL and we met at a CYBER CAFE.
We sneaked off to a secluded room and GOOGLED each other.
Then your Mum agreed to a DOWNLOAD from my HARD DRIVE.
As soon as I was ready to UPLOAD we discovered that neither of us had used a FIREWALL.
So since it was too late to hit the DELETE button, nine months later we received a POP-UP that said.