Morning sex

[cojones]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

[NazNomad]

hahahaaa ... love it.

[zzxxee]

brilliant i actually lol ed out loud !!!!!!

[NazNomad]

So did I, zzxxee

[benny3008]

LOL x 1,000,000

[cojones]

I want to mark you both as Best Answer, glad you liked it, I loved it.

[zzxxee]

best joke of the week i think

[TeenageDreams]

haha you are a ledgend!!

[boxtops]

Even Mr Box laughed at that one!

[cojones]

I thank you all

[ll_billym]

Funny.

[DTCwordfan]

very good....

[zabado]

All of the above.

[marval]

HaHa