Getting Old.
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> Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
> walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
> One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry
> Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
> The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
> Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we
> learned in class."
> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached
> him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and
> couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the
> syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
> The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine
> medical students think."
> The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
> The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
> The old man said, "I thought it was WIND - but I was wrong,
> too!"
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