The Irish Priest...

[Jemisa]

Top o' the Mornin' to ya.


An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
his bed one morning. It was a
fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a *** lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.

There's a *** lying dead in me front lawn "

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,

''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a moment.......................................
....


Father O'Malley then replied:

'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

[Count-A-Strong]

I take it *** is pig.

[Jemisa]

Mmmm! ED has been using his black pen again Count, - Actually the word was Jacka55 but... on our front lawn it would have been a pig you're right.

jem

[Count-A-Strong]

Ah, I think it works better with pig as he phones the police.