Laugh ,I nearly did
> "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> 'Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know
> how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on
> Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
> no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep!"
>
> "Merry Christmas, ALL..
>