Time to bring this one out again

[whiskeryron]

The M.O.H.were doing a survey to find out what contraceptive methods were the most popular they were knocking doors & filling the appropriate form in. They were getting all the usual standard answers, The Pill, The Coil, The Dutch Cap, The Condom. They knocked on No 23 & a huge lady came to the door they explained that they needed info & she replied We use The Bucket Method, the clinic guy said we've never heard of that would you mind explaining, she replied well you can see the size of me, my bloke's only 4 ft tall so when we're making love I stand him on an upturned bucket & when he's ready to ejaculate I kick the bucket from under him.