Some jokes to brighten up your day.

[moonraker558]

85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet

Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!!

I've just been 2 my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but pass the parcel was fast!

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his d*ck in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi registered

[Francis Asis]

lol - pass the parcel - very funny