Every day a male cafe worker would walk up very close to the female co worker operating the coffee machine. Inhale a deep breath and tell her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this and unable to stand it any more she took her com[plaint to the human resources department and asked to file a case of sexual harassment against the man.
Being rather surprise the Human resoures supervisor asked her What is sexually threatening about a worker telling you your hair smells nice?
Its Keith the midget she replied.