YOurs sincerely.... cont.

[wildwood]

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Silvio Berlusconi

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin Mary

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast

Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty

[BadNewsBear]

Excellent! Have you ever seen these:

http://dearmeat.me/ & http://cjeggett.co.uk/dear/


Dear My Good Intentions,

Where the flump are you? You’re all like: “Hey lets not drink beer and go for a run instead after work” during the day then, in the evening, you totally bail one me.

I can’t say I’m not angry, but I’ll give you one more chance. See you tonight.

Yours sincerely,

Myself


&


Dear Money,

Our relationship is always so short. Your just so easy to use. I am such a bad friend. You leave me for some cash register chick then I am left with an overprice pizza slice, or a new shirt I’ll probably loose. I want you stay with me, I keep you close when you are, but when I see something, I just let you go, but then I want more of you. Sorry.

Needing More,

Ben



Love this format!

[Marijn]

Badnewsbear. I've been reading the letters on your link, and Freckles made me cry. I better start reading jokes again.

[BadNewsBear]

Sorry notafish.

[Marijn]

That's ok. I think they're brilliant.