Romantic Gesture

[Jemisa]

Romantic Gesture
My wife told me to be more romantic
And to book a table for Valentines Day
When we arrived at the snooker hall
I can tell you there was all hell to pay

[squarebear]

My wife asked for me to take her somewhere expensive for Valentine's Day.
She wasn't impressed when we rolled up to the petrol station forecourt.

[marval]

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

[wildwood]

Hahaha. Three good ones in one post. Great guys!

[Jemisa]

Any one else got one to add? there must be loads out there.

jem

[squarebear]

There's the old ones, like:

My wife asked for some diamonds, so I bought her a pack of cards.
My wife said surprise me, so I bought her a wheelbarrow.
My wife said buy me something that goes from 0 to 150 in less than six seconds, so I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

and so on and so on :-)