Twins.

[The-Toff-]

A mother had 12year old twin boys who would not stop swearing, in desperation she went for advise to the priest, he told her the next time one of them swore to smack him across the face hard to teach him a lesson, the next morning when they came downstairs she asked the first one what he wanted for breakfast, i will have a couple of fu4king eggs he replied, she smacked him hard across the face knocking him against the wall, as he slid down she turned and asked the other one what he wanted for breakfast, well for sure he said i dont want any fu4king eggs.

[Jemisa]

mmmm! an old one but worth another airing. :o}