Friendship!

[Jemisa]

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>Friendship ~ None of
that Sissy Stuff
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>Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
>Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
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>You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just
the stone cold truth of our great friendships.
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>1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry barsteward who made you sad.
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2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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>>3 When you smile ~ I will know
you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
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>>4. When you are scared ~I will nag on you about it every
chance I get until you're NOT.
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>>5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
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6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
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>7.. When you are ill ~ Stay the feck away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
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>8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
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>9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~
because you are my friend.
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>10 Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you
>can feel the true warmth.

[Slapshot]

Nice......

[joggerjayne]

Fab ... I love it.

So much better than those whiney arsed "I know in my heart that we will be friends forever" sort of "gag" things.

[redman41]

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down

[joggerjayne]

... or ... phone for a replacement limo, perhaps ??

[McMouse]

Friendship is thick or thin, right or wrong and not always mutual.

[redman41]

I'm on my way in the replacement LIMO JJ ! It will take me a while but I'll be in Brighton as soon as I can ! lol

[joggerjayne]

Remember some carrots for the rabbit roundabout, redman.

[redman41]

Carrots !!!!! I was going to bring spare Batteries (Duracell )

[joggerjayne]

No ... the wild rabbits, silly.

[redman41]

Sack of Carrots for the Bunnies and a sack of Batteries for the Rabbit in Boot of Limo JJ ! RSPCA would be proud of me !!! lol

[joggerjayne]

Mmm, okay ... you're allowed in.

You do have to sleep with someone of the same sex, obviously ... otherwise you are only allowed into Hove.

The Visa requirements to enter Brighton are really quite strict.

[redman41]

I will come dressed as a Tranny JJ ! Hope the Police/Immigration in Hove and Brighton will allow me through the strict Border Control ! I'm determined to get through somehow, Bunnies and Rabbits to see to...........

[joggerjayne]

Okay, redman ... that should get you in, LOL

[anneasquith]

jem..........love no, 6

[ttfn]

Ah! So that is why the are called Tenas, often wondered

[seadogg]

A friend took me to casualty with a crushed finger.
Stayed with me in the waiting room.
Wouldn't let me sneak out when the bleeding stopped.
Bossy so and so!