Dead penquins

[missprim]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the
ice in Antarctica where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird
which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,
as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with
its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members
of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in
the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is
deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh
grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool some people.

I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!

I fell for it, too.

[Buenchico]

Déjà vu
http://www.theanswerb...s/Question795957.html
;-)

[missprim]

That was Aug 2009 Chris, my memory isn't that good :-)

[trt]

Buenchico,

Do you have a life beyond A/B?

[Buenchico]

Er, does such a thing exist, Trt?
;-)

[maggiebee]

OMG - that's great, nearly choked on my coffee.

[dickythecook]

You must do a penance! 4 Paternosters and 10 Hail marys, like all the rest ot the nuns in this joke!!!

[DTCwordfan]

the ice hole is a Brrrrematorium for the Pengies