Mangled And Misheard

[Captain Spod]

I don't know if these are really malapropisms, but on another thread someone is talking about driving with 'undue care and attention'. This is one of my favourites together with 'mute point' and 'without further adieu'.
Any others to cheer up a snowy April(!) afternoon?

[factor-fiction]

People often get confused between ' It is impossible to underestimate (overstimate) the impact…'

[douglas9401]

Nice car, it's pucker.

[mushroom25]

would of, should of could of.

aaaaarrrrrgggggh!

[douglas9401]

Unpresidented

[Captain Spod]

I just remembered the American 'I could care less'.

[hc4361]

If you think that, you've got another thing coming.

It's think, not thing!

[hc4361]

Here, here!

It's hear, hear.

[hc4361]

The eyes have it.

[Davethedog]

Said it before will say it agin no doubt - Somethink - no such word

[Captain Spod]

Brave typing 'agin' on a thread like this!

[hellywelly4]

Pacific instead of specific

[emmie]

you are hypothetical as opposed to hypocritical, heard that once or twice.

[Captain Spod]

I once had a secretary (oo-er!) who typed 'high-pathetical' from my dictation.

[Davethedog]

True at least agin is a proper word :-) Scots agin, variant form of again

[factor-fiction]

mrsfactor's secretary once typed a letter offering an 'excretia payment' instead of 'ex gratia...'

[Captain Spod]

I'll let ye off...laddie.
The noo.

[emmie]

someone once said that he would be suffering from hypodermic at this rate. due to the cold...

[emmie]

our local paper kindly printed, " a pubic meeting", ahem

[heathfield]

Wife's friend - gory for gaudy

[Old_Geezer]

That 'could care less' thing when they mean the exact opposite does bug me. As does 'oh the humanity' when they are clearly referring to something approaching inhumanity. But these things are deliberate not misheard !