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maggiebee | 08:49 Thu 29th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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An oldie!

Guy goes to a nightclub and is refused entry by the bouncer. He tells him "You are always trouble and in any case you haven't got a tie on so you can't come in".

The guy goes round the back of the club into an alley and finds an old set of jump leads. Thinks "These will do" wraps them round his neck, ties them in a nice Windsor knot, brushes himself down and goes back to the bouncer on the door.

The bouncer says "I thought I told you you couldn't come in without a tie"

The guy says "Well I've got these as a tie so I think I should be allowed in now".

The bouncer looks at him, sighs and says "All right, you can come in........but don't start anything".
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lol
No problem then, with assault and battery.
fred you're getting worse lol
Impossible, bernie; I'm already at the extreme!
After a good day at the races I went to a disco with Paul Nicholls, David Pipe & Nicky Henderson.
The bouncer said "Sorry lads, no trainers". ;-(
lol svejk very good
Anyone remember the one that ended. 'he charged one & let the other one off'.
I'm surprised you're still talking to me, Bernie. Lol, ;-)
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Here you go Svejk

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Lol maggie. I remember laughing like a drain at that one when I was a kid. It doesn't make sense now. Lol.
I've read it through several times and still don't get it! Am I being thick?
Yes ;)
Thank you sweaty. I'm gonna set tilly2 on you now.
Not thick.
Just endearingly dense.....
I'm not gonna say nice things about your weapon, anymore.....
You can call that thick if you want...
You are so naughty. But you make me laugh.x
lol to all
I get it now, mr.c has just explained it to me!


very good, maggie

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