A dog with with one of his feet in plaster , swaggers - John Wayne style - into a saloon in the old Wild West .
He goes up to the bar and says- '' barman ,whisky , neat please ''
He downs it in one , slam the glass on the bar and starts slowly looking at all the other people in the saloon .
'' Are you looking for someone in particular? '' asks the Barman .
''Yes'' replied the dog .
'' i'm looking for the Gringo who shot ma paw ''