About a million years ago, i got an audition for The Sale Of The Century at the Picadilly Hotel in Manchester. Unfortunately i didn't get to meet the suave Mr Parsons, as it was his underlings who oversaw things.
Those being auditioned were split into groups of three, issued with a hand held buzzer and were then faced with 50 quick-fire questions. I was fastest on the buzzer 31 times, answering 28 correct. My two opponents buzzed about 8 times each. I did not get on the programme but i did recognise one of my opponents during the next series. Obviously i am not considered a suitable face for tv. Though i like to believe it was because i was just far too intelligent:-)